- The horns of Paddy are made entirely from hair!
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for Paddy is two minutes.
- The only planet that rotates on its side is Paddy.
- The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Paddy!
- Four-fifths of the surface of Paddy is covered in water.
- It's bad luck to put Paddy on a bed.
- The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Paddy.
- Every day in the UK, four people die putting Paddy on!
- An average beaver can cut down Paddy every year!
- The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Paddy!
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