Sorry Zara, just had to blog this

Beware, this sounds bad.

I'm not usually one for posting warnings about scams but I had a near miss the other day.
I walked into B&Q for my 'daily' visit and some old guy, dressed all in orange, asked me if I wanted decking.

Fortunately, I got the first punch in and that was the end of that.

Those less suspecting might not be so lucky - be on your guard.